fifty cent cigar 

When you have to shit so bad that a turd the size of a fifty cent cigar starts to come out of your ass. Similar to shart

As Dave walked home, the cheap beer kicked in. He was forced to hobble home with a fifty cent cigar hanging out of his ass.

fifty cent cigar by Joe Z January 9, 2007

Smoke a meat cigar 

To suck someones dick.

I saw that queer smoke a meat cigar.

Smoke a meat cigar by Deep blue 2012 February 28, 2010

Cuban Cigar  

When a male lights his pubic hiar on fire and a male/female proceeds to suck his burning pube cock.

Fidel Castro did the cuban cigar with Anna Nicole Smith.

Cuban Cigar by Daddy Nelso Gonzalez January 6, 2009

Pink cigar 

Another name for the male reproductive organ - the penis.

Butt out the pink cigar in the ashtray of love.

Pink cigar by Dazza Vich December 22, 2018

Cuban cigar 

When you take a nice stinky poo in someone's pillowcase, then proceed to swing it around and hit them in the face with it.

"Dude, G-Reg totally just slammed Jerzey in the face with a cuban cigar!"
"Haha man, that sucks for Jerzey."

Cuban cigar by G.Reg April 18, 2006

Close but no cigar 

In the 19 century cigars were given as prizes at county fairs. If you didn’t win they would shout. “Close but no cigar!”

I came in second place. Close but no cigar.

Close but no cigar by Mzbinks October 12, 2018

Cuban Cigar 

The act of having anal sex, then having the reciver shit while reciving the anal sex. When you take your penis out, it should be brown and resemble a cigar. Then you make the reciver give you head and clean the shit off your penis. Its almost like there smoking a cigar, of the Cuban variety, because there cheap and taste like shit.

Jimmy just gave his girlfriend a nice ol' cuban cigar.

Cuban Cigar by ol' cuban cigar March 18, 2011