chilly wombats

Australian Slang for when it's so cold even wombats would be chilly.

Hey Rach, it's chilly wombats, hey mate?

by AussieMatto April 25, 2016

Chilly Wombat

When it is so cold even a wombat would be chilly.

turn off the aircon mate, it's chilly wombats

by AussieMatto May 1, 2016

Chilly willy

When your dick is as hard as a rock

I have a VERY chilly willy

by Big boy Big lad February 23, 2020

Chilli shed

A outdore porta jon when u look inside looks like bad chilli

The land scapers have been blowing up that chilli shed

by BigBrown June 17, 2020

chilli nirvana

A state of taste in which you can use as much chilli as you wish, taste the spice of it but it doesn't overpower other flavours so you can still taste them through the spice

I'm in chilli nirvana, I can add all the chilli sauce I want

by Lilboblyn September 30, 2013

chilli willy

A rare mishap which occurs during an after dinner wank.

When wanking you notice a rather significant sensation. It may be intensely painful or pleasantly warm, hot even.

You worry for a moment and even panic as it feels as though your sausage is being cooked. You look at your hands which appear clean. After a moment it clicks. You put two and two together.

Your meal was rather spicy, containing large amounts of high potency chilli sauce. Some must have gotten on your hands.

Dave: Steve, come down and check this out!
Steve: I can't right now, I'll come down in a few.
Dave: You're going to miss it! The cat's stuck in the toilet!
Steve: I can't, I've got a severe case of chilli willy.

Steve: *limps down the corridor*
Dave: What's happened? Did you get hit in the balls?
Steve: No, I've got chilli willy you silly willy.

by DeluxeFartJuiceLevelNine January 28, 2023

chilli tattoo

Typically, a chilli tattoo is used to symbolize sexuality and fertility. It is generally associated with passionate gay sex. Chilli tattoos tend to be found in intimate places but can also be found on other parts of the body such as the arms and legs.

You seen that dude's chilli tattoo? I bet he's got a tight arse!

by tattoo_whisperer July 26, 2023