When you're having sex from behind and about to cum, yell bird, and when your partner turns around confused shoot them in the face with your jizz.
by HLOKTY September 30, 2010
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1) missing something by a country mile
2) to aim for the broad side of a barn and hit a lawyer
3) hunting when drunk and blind as a bat
4) taking lawyers out of season
5) premature ejaculation
1) missing something by a country mile
2) to aim for the broad side of a barn and hit a lawyer
3) hunting when drunk and blind as a bat
4) taking lawyers out of season
5) premature ejaculation
"What the fuck are you shootin at, Bobby Sue? You almost go me instead, you fucking idiot! You go to hell, Clint! It's the first time I cheneyed my shot in over a week!"
"Hey caddy, get me a 6-iron! I'm in no mood to cheney this putt!"
"Honey, get me some paper towels. I went to piss in the toilet but got it all over the seat. I cheneyed the direction of my stream again. Oops."
"Darling, I think I just cheneyed in my underwear. Get me a smoke, will ya. "Marvin, I'm so sick and tired of you cheneying early and falling asleep ten seconds later. Get your own cigarette, you inadequate moron!"
"Hey caddy, get me a 6-iron! I'm in no mood to cheney this putt!"
"Honey, get me some paper towels. I went to piss in the toilet but got it all over the seat. I cheneyed the direction of my stream again. Oops."
"Darling, I think I just cheneyed in my underwear. Get me a smoke, will ya. "Marvin, I'm so sick and tired of you cheneying early and falling asleep ten seconds later. Get your own cigarette, you inadequate moron!"
by SnowyOwl April 9, 2006
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2 actors and 1 actress in scene.
Actor #1 blows a load and accidentally squerms on chest and face of actor #2.
Actress #1 says, "Haha! Dick Cheney Shot!"
Actor #1 blows a load and accidentally squerms on chest and face of actor #2.
Actress #1 says, "Haha! Dick Cheney Shot!"
by Ticonderoga February 28, 2006
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by Libertarian man August 25, 2005
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Doctor 1: "So how did your examination of that patient go?"
Doctor 2: "He had a terrible rash on his Cheney, but it was so tight I could hardly get my finger in there to apply the steroid cream."
Doctor 2: "He had a terrible rash on his Cheney, but it was so tight I could hardly get my finger in there to apply the steroid cream."
by Xtofer January 12, 2009
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