chemistry

(noun) 1. An excruciating form of torture; sometimes self-imposed. 2. Death broken down into many hourly segments, usually occuring in groups of 17 or more. 3. An extreme social disorder usually with physical symptoms.

1. I'd rather do chemistry than go out with you. 2. I can't go out tonight, I've got chemistry.

by Funguy November 4, 2003

chemistrauma

a subject which causes psychological torture and severe emotional disarray

the neurotics were awakened by chemistrauma

by callmevalour May 10, 2009

Chemical Cerebral Defibrillation

Getting so drunk it re-sets your brain.

"I need to get shit-faced drunk." "You mean a chemical cerebral defibrillation?"

by Stace138 June 24, 2012

chemical pregnancy

A very early stage of a pregnancy, soon after fertilization. So named because, although it shows up on a pregnancy test, it cannot yet be detected by ultrasound. There is a high risk of miscarriage in the early stages.

Girl 1: I've just done two pregnancy tests and they both show positive! I'm so pleased.
Girl 2: Have you missed a period?
Girl 1: Yes. I think I was due-on yesterday. I thought I was just late. I'm so happy!
Girl 2: I think you're jumping the gun a bit. Don't build your hopes up.
Girl 1: Why?
Girl 2: It's too soon. You should give it a few weeks before you celebrate.
Girl 1: Why? It's showing I'm positive.
Girl 2: I know it's showing positive, but it's just a chemical pregnancy at the moment. There's a good chance you'll have a late period and lose it.

by Felanna April 24, 2014

Chemistry partner

A person you show an abundance of love and romamtic affection towads but do not conside to be your boyfriend/girlfriend, you guys are "testing your chemistry together" hence the name.

I hear that Cole and Samantha are chemistry partners now.

by Doombringer262 October 13, 2016

texting chemistry

When two douche bags claim to have good conversations through text but are awkward as fuck in person ALL THE TIME.

I mean, he's not even that good looking... but we have good texting chemistry. But its weird in person

by dfwu March 2, 2015

physical chemistry

The branch of chemistry that nobody understands.

"I took Physical Chemistry last semester and I don'know what I learned at all."

by lucifer9511 January 5, 2017