chef's fist

When fisting a girl you bring your hand to your lists give it half a chef's kiss, the continue to shove your hand in her chooch and open your fist like a flower.

I knew he was the one after he pounded me with the best chef's fist of my life!

by fat_terry June 20, 2020

Doing a Chef

When you spin out and get disqualified for reversing on track...

Doing a Chef caused him to be out of the race

by PoggiesMan May 3, 2021

bald chef

Our hair-impaired boss who likes to keep an eye on our work.

The bald chef is watching us... AGAIN!

by Dennis Meinen January 14, 2008

chef's finger

When a guy marinates his finger in vagina juice for lube then proceeds to stick it up his ass to milk the prostate.

That pushy was just too loose I had to give myself a chef's finger to finish off.

by PGC137 February 12, 2022

Chef-eleptic

a person who suffers from Chefelepsy caused by the addiction to cooking and/or watching cooking shows.

My mother is a chef-eleptic! She suffers from Chefelepsy! She has chefeleptic attacks on major holidays, especially Thanksgiving!

by sharonlee November 20, 2010

Chef Boyarmee

What to call yourself when you cook something good.

Chef Boyarmee made that grilled cheese sandwich.

by HumaneAnimal October 5, 2017

Chef Boyardots

The permanent, orange-red shirt splotches that betray aggressive ingestion of over processed, commercialized, Spaghetti-like, canned, pseudo-Italian food products.

Oh, for fuck sake! Did you eat that canned spaghetti crap for lunch again?
Yeah, why?

Because yer shirt is covered in Chef Boyardots; and that shit ain't comin' off any time soon.

by YAWA October 27, 2021