checkered shirts

A sexual act where you take the checkerboard pieces from a checkerboard game, continue to relieve your bowels into a bowl, a paint brush is required- your partner will take off his or her shirt, and embrace and you stick the checker pieces to your partners chest with that feces. Thus making a checkered shirt.

Damn I gave my girlfriend a mean checkered shirts last night

by Satansbestie July 2, 2016

Checkered asshole

When your dick is rigged and leaves their asshole checkered

"I left her with a checkered asshole last night"

by Cheesed asshole? November 1, 2016

checkered duck

When you want to sleep. Go to bed early.

Luis and Mallory will be checkered ducks tonight.

by Duck Me Down February 4, 2017

Checkered memory

It's what vovich has

I have a checkered memory. there is a 50/50 chance that i might remember what colour my tshirt was 4 years ago and same rule applies for my breakfast today

by CitizenKhaine August 4, 2019

Checkered

To be nice and stoned. Also works when comfortably crossed.

Will was checkered up last night, he forgot where he was!

by Patrickbatmane August 14, 2022

Checkered Change

Bribe money.

"Hey, you know what they did to Willey. They sold him out for checkered change. Never heard of him since.

by Maggie Nifikat June 8, 2023

checkered career

A not-so-stellar past moral/business record of someone who's either a board-game player or a cab driver.

Any taxi-operator who has a history of playing board-games wif his passengers --- either by parking someplace and moving da game-pieces around instead of expediently conveying da customers to where they're going, or even partaking of said sedentary recreation while actually he's behind da wheel, and thus not properly keeping his eyes on da road --- would definitely be viewed as having a checkered career!

by QuacksO July 14, 2023