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Child

A grown adult that thinks they understand something, when In actuality they are clueless.

This can be expanded so widely it’s hard to put a finger on.

And example would be: Jesus turned water into wine. When the child hits 12 and has learned basic science, he know learns this is most likely false. He speaks aloud how loudly how intelligent he is as being the first person to have ever thought of this.

He is a child. Never looking at this from all angles of life. He just makes the simple observation while everyone who is 30 years older is a fool, while he holds all the answers in life.
I’ve come the the realization that religion is foolish!

Child, you have come to the realization that you are foolish is all.
by Dairo11 October 22, 2022
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Like a Daylen, a child is a complete waste of time.
by Urmom bent over for me November 6, 2022
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a word that is pronounced Child and not Chi-Old
Child is one syllable
by Chonese December 17, 2022
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puntable little shit that nobody likes because all it does is cause chaos
"man i hate that child, it's so annoying!" "bruh tf u mean im a child im 87 years old kid"
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A very annoying tiny human. That always distracts you and annoys the crap day and night.
This child.
by DAPERSONOFTHETHINGY January 10, 2023
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by sadgirlalyssa January 12, 2023
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Annoying post-fetus "thing"
by Kenny6942000 January 28, 2023
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