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Count chocula is possibly the most wonderful thing that has ever been invented, packaged, and sold to the general public. Crunchy, delightful, delicious, it is the only thing that keeps me alive.
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by Tinkerbelll April 28, 2004
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Counter-strike

The simplest, therefore, the greatest of First Person Shooter games. Two teams, Counterterrorists and Terrorists, going at each other where the end result is that the opposing team is splattered across the map and your team is victorious.

Unlike most FPS's these days, there is still unlimited variety in what modes and maps you can play on CS. Unlike the media-hyped CoD, Halo, etc other series, there's more innovation and imagination in making and playing CS instead of just glitching and recording worthless kills (*Cough machinma Cough*).

No automatic knives once you get close enough, no dumb killstreak rewards that does the killing for you, no vehicles that run you over, no power armor. Just you, your weapon, and an instinctual gauge as to what is a successful shot.

Like ANY other game, you have to play it REPETITIVELY in order to be good.

CS is also a good example that Realism =/= Quality Gameplay

Contrary to new (raging) players belief, there are more 12 year olds and campers on the newer FPS's than there is on CS.

CS 1.6 have smaller killboxes than CS:S and therefore requires more skill
Person A: Look at my score in Black Ops, 300-16, I'm so good and I only had to use chopper gunner twice. Look at me knife, so pro

Person B sits Person A in front of Counter-strike 1.6 and directs Person A to play

Person A: OMG WTF, these KIDS are hacking, how the fuck is that possible, this is a gay game, where are the care packages? No sprint?!?

Person B: *smh*
by Philips A Chesterlon April 3, 2011
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Post Count

Used to show how big a forum user's e-penis is.
"Remember kids, the higher your post count, the bigger your penis"!
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counterfeit nigger

A person who grew up in the suburbs with a silver spoon in spoon in their mouth and had an easy go. When an adult they claim to have lived the hard knock life. Fake biographies abound these types have been shot numerous times yet the scars have magically disappeared.
Remember Vanilla Ice?
He was quite possibly the biggest counterfeit nigger of all time.
by Tommy R May 29, 2005
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counter strike

Person 1: I can't lan with you guys this weekend, little accident where an axe went through my comp.
Person 2: Counter Strike?
Person 1: Yeah.
by MegaSpy2000 February 18, 2003
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counter attack

by paulm April 29, 2005
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I can count to potato.

This response is necessary when an internet comment, post or blog is so ridiculous that no other response can be given.
"When I was a child Jesus Christ took me onto a UFO and showed me the future with multicolored Lego sculptures."

That's awesome! I can count to potato.
by Chipperlew August 6, 2012
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