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Gareth Carling

A player created on FIFA Street by a YouTuber with a dusty trim. He is 6 foot 6, 250kg (probably), a six pack and a purple crew cut.

Born in Stoke, he breeds bulldogs and has 7 at his home.
He is the captain of FIFA Street team StellaFC who competed in 4 games before disbanding in Gareth Carling scored 58 seconds into his debut after dribbling past 2 and finishing under the keepers legs. Despite a good start, StellaFC went on to lose 5-1
In their second game Gareth scored a brilliant volley to take the lead but they then went 3-1 down after some defensive errors. But Gareth completed his hat trick and made it 3-3 with a controversial goal and a cool finish into the corner. StellaFC player Jensen then scored two solo goals to give StellaFC their only ever win.
In their 3rd game they lost 5-3 as a dusty trimmed youtuber complained about the AI not doing enough skills.

In the 4th game, Gareth did several Ronaldinho-like skill runs but couldn’t find the finish. He also put in several crunching tackles which got him praise from Graeme Souness. Souness said ‘if Paul Pogba did that he would good enough to get into the Scotland team’.
StellaFC never played again but the rumour is because FNG didn’t want to play FIFA Street because FTW was making him money.
Gareth Carling after this ended up getting a lifetime subscription to Nuts magazine.

Gareth ended his career with 5 goals in 4 games with StellaFC winning 1 out of 4.
Gareth Carling’s done an absolute madness! Gaz on a mad one!
by bobjeffbobbyjeffy October 28, 2021
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Reverse-caring

When you want to say something (such as a joke) but nobody ends up caring.
It basically means nobody cares/asked.
I just wanted to tell a joke, but everyone was reverse-caring!
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not giving a shit about anything, lazy, slacking, in other words a completely awesome state of mind
She keeps calling him but he's caring less.
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charging something, such as a cellphone or ipod, using a car plug instead of a wall plug. also known as carge.
damn, while my phone was carging, i missed 6 calls.

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Trash canning

The act of placing a trash can in the middle of a busy street int he middle of the night and watching a car unexpectedly strike it.
Travis - "hey man, remember when we went trash canning and that truck hit our roadblock and almost crashed?"

jason - "yea man, that was awesome"

Travis - "yea, it was awesome. Nest time we'll use your mom as the roadblock. After all, she is a cum dumpster."
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Trash canning

While in a moving vehicle, a passenger will grab a trash can from someone's drive way and hold it whilst going down the street. After moving down a few houses, the passenger will then throw the trash can they are holding into someone else's trash can.
Kerry and Alicia went trash canning after leaving the IHOP.
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