colon carnage

The horrid sensation one experiences when having a bowel movement in which the liquified sloppy hot butt mud races violently towards its goal, destroying any and all organisms within one's intestinal tract as it flows towards porcelain heaven.

bro, sorry about your toilet. I experienced some major colon carnage.

by cockbroccoli November 27, 2011

carnal

Mexican slang for "bro" or "my brother" just as Blacks use it to refer to someone who they feel a kinship to but not necessarely family.

Hey CARNAL lets crash that quinceañera and see whats up.

by screwyloui October 23, 2006

Carnal Carnival

A giant orgy or fuck fest. Originates from the song of the same name by, here come the mummies.

Strip right down and step right up, your in the carnal carnival.

by Marauder Of Love January 15, 2011

Carnation

A word used to embarrass my friend

What in carnation🤔

by Pioneer valley February 17, 2018

Chilli con carnage

The stomach upset that follows eating spicy mexican food

After that mexican banquet the toilet suffered some chilli con carnage

by tashy76 March 12, 2009

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

A Word That Comes From Colonial Times
'For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge'
In Other words it was abbreveated to "FUCK"

You Have Been Put To Death 'For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge'

by fred yasdfasdfasfadffas August 18, 2006

Canaphobia

When one is afraid of cans and cannot stand to be near a simple soda can.

Matt: Hey Zack want a coca cola.
Zack: Sure, but can i have it in a glass.
Matt: Sure, why?
Zack: Because I have canaphobia.

by hahazack321 August 27, 2013