Invented by youtuber Chris The S Is Silent Carl Tactics is when you make a girl hate you. Either by annoying them or playfully fighting them. Then once they hate you run game on them then they'll love you.
Chri: Bruh john why are you always being mean to suzie are you using the carl tactics?
John: No nigga i hate that girl
*2 days later they're dating*
John: No nigga i hate that girl
*2 days later they're dating*
by PBandJ September 21, 2017
Get the Carl Tacticsmug. If you find yourself at a bad party, you can set off a nuclear carl before you leave. Here is the proper way to do it:
1. Get 2 plates from their kitchen.
2. Go somewhere where you will not be seen and poop on a plate.
3. Squish the poop so it is between 2 plates.
4. Put it in the microwave.
5. Set the microwave for 0% for 5 mins then 100% for 10 mins.
6. Casually walk out the door.
1. Get 2 plates from their kitchen.
2. Go somewhere where you will not be seen and poop on a plate.
3. Squish the poop so it is between 2 plates.
4. Put it in the microwave.
5. Set the microwave for 0% for 5 mins then 100% for 10 mins.
6. Casually walk out the door.
by spkinigiff July 24, 2007
Get the nuclear carlmug. by restinpiece August 29, 2020
Get the Carl Marksmug. by chris kristofferson April 7, 2007
Get the cotton carlmug. Popular actor most well-known as Apollo Creed. Is also the only castmember of Predator who did not become a governor.
by Talvin July 19, 2005
Get the Carl Weathersmug. '''Carl Mygind''' was a Norwegian Primatologist, mostly known for his controversial studies on the orangutan's sexual behaviours. Little is known about Mygind because he lived a big part of his life among apes in Malaysia. The main controversy around his work was caused by his book named simply " The Orangutan's Sexual Behaviours". In this book, a whole chapter was devoted to " The sexual encounter between apes and men". In this part of the book, Mygind describes several sexual acts that he performed with male and female oranguntans. Carl Mygind got AIDS exactly 100 years after his birth. Some say he is the origin to the famous myth that HIV can be "created" from ape/human intercourse.
by carlocarl October 1, 2007
Get the carl mygindmug. Carl Sagan is a man who studies the cosmos. He is not a priest...
His videos can most commonly be watched in Mr. Kruse's science classroom.
His videos can most commonly be watched in Mr. Kruse's science classroom.
by Lorlenks May 25, 2009
Get the Carl Saganmug.