three calories

Extremely small breasts. Derived from "tic tacs," one and a half calories each times two. (see also "tic tacs")

"That chick aint got no kinda titties! She only got three calories n shit!"

by jonbeazles August 23, 2004

Calmosityyy

An xbox live gears of war player who is one of the first to have an all Adobe After Effects sniper montage on youtube, using effects never seen before in a Gears of War short. One of the most known players in the community, Calmosityyy will always be a name that people wont forget.

"oh dude! that shot was as rape as Calmosityyy's."

by sniperheadshot101 March 23, 2010

calobi productions

literal actual shit.

Person 1: i watched shit last night

Person 2: it was calobi productions wasnt it

by induckening January 4, 2021

Love Callous

Knobby build-up of dead tissue resulting from over-use in activities related to sex.
See also: Margaret's Pootie

Damn! That knob jockey gots one nasty love callous in her jine!

by nemo October 30, 2002

mosh callout

A (usually short) vocal cue, most commonly used by hardcore bands to announce a breakdown, so the crowd knows when to start moshing.

"Go!"

"Bring it!"

"Don't be a pussy, get hit!"

by kikanjuuneko September 8, 2004

calorie

a mythical unit that is used to make people think they will get fat from eating certain foods.

a 1"x1"x1" piece of cheese cake has 690 calories which makes you a fatass if you eat it, but an entire bowl of salad has 6.9 calories which makes you a healthy eater; thus the reason why its a myth.

by LTG Huntoon March 15, 2011

Calgon

Calgon, a very nice person that owns a popular GTA:SA:MP Roleplay server. He's a expert pawno scripter and a server runner. There's no one that can match his abilities. Calgon is a very popular person in the GTA:SA:MP world. Tons of people know who he is and worship him for it. You can't play on a GTA:SA:MP Roleplay server without hearing about him or his wonderful Roleplay server.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that guy Calgon?
Guy 2: Ya man he owns that wicked GTA:SA:MP server.
Guy 1: Yeah the server is called "Vortex Roleplay"(VX:RP).

by Len_Kagamine(dilldb) December 19, 2009