California 

The best state in the US.

Lots of people say bad stuff about California. Why? Because they only know what people tell them. California is gorgous, has great people, weather, scenery, etc. If you think California is bad, get a life, and open your eyes.

This is what you might say

"To many earthquakes" Ok well they aren't that bad you just have to get used to them.

"All the people are plastique" WRONG. You're thinking about all the people who are famous that live there. NEWSFLASH: Not everyone in California is famous, you idiots! Thats total Californication. WAKE UP! California IS GREAT. Have you been to San Fran??? ITS OUTSTANDING. Honestly, open your eyes because CALIFORNIA ROCKS<3

California by Customfreak11 June 25, 2009

California 

California is the largest U.S. State in Population, and is on the west coast of the United States along with Fucking posers like Oregon and Washington. It is cool if you are from there, unless you live in Merced which is shit. They have the best nightlife, and hottest chicks out there. You should live there.

Dude, there are a bunch of fucking posers in CALIFORNIA.

Dude, all the hot chicks are in California.

Dude, I'm gonna drive my Kia Rio from Hawai'i to California, although its impossible.

California by TheCyrus April 20, 2005

california 

The shittiest place west of the mississippi. Dumb fucking people everywhere, shitty air, and LIBERALS. There's so many fucking liberals, it makes a country boy feel like Hillary Clinton at a NRA convention.

God I can't wait till i can get of this shithole aka california and get up to montana.

california by FastCR September 22, 2005

California 

Airhead state.

The "dumb jock" state!

The gay state!

The hippie state!

The state where retards have their pants hanging off their ass.

California by poop on you fagz September 9, 2004

California 

The state of being coked up and stoned, the favored influences under which two large social groups in California- celebrities and surfers, respectively- typically operate.

I've got the same amount of weed and coke gram for gram... put some fuckin' flowers in my hair, 'cause I'm going to California!

California by Snowflake 2.0 August 1, 2012

california 

A euphemism for Mexico. There is absolutely no difference between the 2 countries since early 2000's.

California food gives me the shits.

california by surfdog May 28, 2016

california 

All yall who be dissin Cali just dont know what you talkin about since you live in some place like fuckin Kentucky or Idaho. Just cuz you jealous and hate where you live, dont go blamin it on us who live in California.

Dude from Idaho: Fuck California, fuckin preps, gangsters, and surfers.

Dude from Cali: FUCK YOU!

california by Califolife July 28, 2008