Child 

A person below 20 Y/O

"Officer, I didnt know the child was 3!"

Child by Xx_PedofileKiller_xX November 30, 2022

Child 

a word that is pronounced Child and not Chi-Old

Child is one syllable

Child by Chonese December 17, 2022

child 

puntable little shit that nobody likes because all it does is cause chaos

"man i hate that child, it's so annoying!" "bruh tf u mean im a child im 87 years old kid"

child by BlackHoleGuy December 31, 2022

Child 

A very annoying tiny human. That always distracts you and annoys the crap day and night.

This child.

Child by DAPERSONOFTHETHINGY January 10, 2023

child 

tommyinit

hes just a child

child by sadgirlalyssa January 12, 2023

Child 

Annoying post-fetus "thing"

"ewwww a child"

Child by Kenny6942000 January 28, 2023

Child 

Something my uncle frank can't be within 100 feet of

"Oh hey look a child"
"Frank you should start running:

Child by MunkleMoment February 15, 2023