buttered

to get a hair cut, to get your hair "lined up"

"Yo I'm off to get buttered"

by elliotjones76 December 14, 2008

titty butted

When someone puts their penis between your buttcheecks n has sex with you. Kinda like titty fucking but with your butt.

Boogs got titty butted when he was a young boy.

by stove molo January 12, 2017

buttered sausage

a buttered sausage is the act of cutting a hole into a whipped cream can and inserting a Frankfurt resulting in a cream covered sausage. after you have covered the sausage you freeze it over night. the next morning it is covered in melted butter then freeze again. once frozen and buttered you insert it into your anus and run down the street screaming "butter my buns and call me betty!"

the young lad did a buttered sausage on sunday to church

by a silly sausage June 10, 2017

Butterdemonphobia

The fear a butterfly will turn into a demon and feast on your flesh or eat everything except the bone.

My brother and I went to the butterfly house, he hide behind me saying the butterflies were evil and were going to eat him. Thus I have called it Butterdemonphobia.

by Sh4d0wW0lf14 September 28, 2013

Butterdawg

A user on this site known for absolutely nothing and has no life

Butterdawg is a sad lifeless person who amounts to nothing.

by Butterdawg January 4, 2021

hot buttered rum

This is the combination of four basic things which varies with the addition of various spices in accordance to personal taste. The basic ingredients are in order of mixing:
1. Hot water
2. Sugar
3. Molasses
4. Butter
5. Rum
The sugar, molasses, butter, and spices should be mixed together into a batter and then mixed into the hot water, before the rum is mixed in. Hot buttered rum batter can be purchase from Trader Joe's.

After the blizzard was over he was ready for a hot buttered rum.

by 212possum July 17, 2011

burnt like buttered toast

getting burned (mentally)

you just got burnt like buttered toast

by the party guy February 26, 2009