Rip butthole

To let out a decent sized fart.

Because Richard had to rip butthole whilst sitting on my sweatshirt, it reeked for the next week.

by HornedToad September 17, 2013

champagne butthole

When you take a dump and after the solid turd comes out you have explosive diarrhea.

I just had the worst champagne butthole ever. Turd particles splattered everywhere.

by MacDonald Berger August 9, 2015

texas butthole explosion

The action of uncontrollable and aggressive projectile diarrhea when traveling, particularly in airports. Can be shortened to "TBE".

"I have a layover in Dallas"
"Sounds like a great opportunity for a Texas Butthole Explosion!"

by SaraSkeeter November 30, 2015

lil butthole

Somebody who acts like an asshole but is too nice to actually mean it:)

Mason is a lil butthole;)

by masonisalilbutthole January 19, 2018

WiFi Butthole

The point at which your WiFi signal is total crap but your cell phone refuses to switch over to using cellular data and your connection is useless, e.g., browser is stuck spinning, app is not responsive and won’t load new content.

Jane: Hey Jack, check out this photo I just posted on Instagram.

Jack: I can’t do crap on my phone right now because I’m stuck in the WiFi Butthole outside my home. Give me a minute so my phone will switch to cellular.

by smashdev64 May 25, 2018

Vegan butthole breath

When you eat raw broccoli and other vegetables causing your breath to smell like a vegan's butthole.

God Jorge! Lay off the broccoli. You've got vegan butthole breath!!

by Chateau64 July 22, 2018

Stans butthole

The middle cup in beer pong

Hey everyone, I just made STANS BUTTHOLE.

by Legsyy September 23, 2018