Apple

The reason communism and YouTube's copyright laws still exist.

Apple wants to fucking control and suck money out of EVERYTHING. I can't download any small fun app because nooooo, a PaRt Of ThE pRoFiTs MuSt Go To ApPlE.
I can't fucking design my phone's own UI to however I want! No, Apple wants to shove their fucking bullshit design and propaganda up your face so hard you'll become a fanboy sheep just like all the other 1.4 BILLION idiots who still think it is cool bEcAuSe ItS aPpLe

by unnamed7billion September 23, 2020

Apple

1: a fucking round red fruit that everyone calls an apple

2: a name for a girl who wants to be fucked

1: Look at that bastard eating an apple

2: WAIT WRONG APPLE

by madame-shitbag November 12, 2020

apple

a yum fruit that is red or green

i love apples

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

apple

You stupid motherfucker

You should know what a fucking apple is

Person 1: I shoved an apple up my ass yesterday

Person 2: *internally screams and kills themself*

Person 3: What has the world come to *cries like a chicken*

by She shit on my dick April 17, 2017

Apple

A run down lemonade stand company that took and abrupt turn by making phones that dispense condoms

Dude I need an apple phone!!

by BlazeTheSorcerer January 30, 2017

apple

a company that makes very VERY, overpriced products

hey, where did u buy your phone?
"from apple isn't it coo-"
slap

by Someoneontheinternet820 January 14, 2021

Apple

Someone who is ratard. A person so idiotic no words can describe them. They are usually the annoying friend at school or your sibling. They are just like an apple. Round,red and is nothing compared to an orange like yourself. They are stupid. They are mentally unstable to handle your greatness. They came fresh out of juvie. They are an apple. Destruction 1000. One of the worst and baddest ways to roast someone nothing else compares.

Did u just try to roast me? You are an apple.

by I want him to be mine November 20, 2018