Badgering

The act of ejaculating into bushy black hair, creating a white stripe

This can be either pubic or facial hair.

Phil and Dave often engaged in badgering, never remembering their wet wipes.

by Third floor massive February 17, 2022

buggerlugs

Longish pork-chop sideburns used for handles during gay sex from behind.

Although bald, his lengthy buggerlugs made for a fine ride

by Aeriq August 16, 2006

Buttering your bread

Spreading copious amounts semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.

Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants.

by Clay-train December 5, 2019

Buttering My Biscuit

Pouring melted butter on your asshole while masturbating.

Bro, I was beating my meat last night, but I couldnt get it off till I started buttering my biscuit.

by ToxicDruid June 29, 2019

Burgering

The act of turning meat into a burger.

To burger something.

Performing the art/skill of burgery.

I'll be burgering that meat later.

That meat needs a right burgering.

by Definitionking3000 May 22, 2018

Buffering Balls

Blue balls as the result of your slow internet connection while watching porn and masturbating.

Damn, I lost my wifi last night and I got the worst case of buffering balls.

by joemanshowman September 3, 2015

Jen-Badgering

When someone named Jen badgers someone constantly over deadlines or other information.

She won't stop Jen-Badgering me over this email.

by DaytonXD9 July 12, 2021