He loves hams and animating and is 5 inches tall. And he can beat anyone in smash bros and mario kart!
Bryson Is Short
by CunnerAnimation May 19, 2021
Get the Brysonmug. bryson,
i don’t know him personally, but he’s in two of my classes, he’s so nonchalant and has great style. his hair parts perfectly down the middle and when he runs his hand through it, it falls perfectly in front of his face. he’s so quick to answer questions and is usually correct about them. always the first to be done with assignments. he’s always got his head in his phone and always so focused. he’s a blondie with freckles. and blue eyes that’ll make you melt. he’s got a goofy smile and laugh, but it makes him 10x more attractive. he’s also a cat person so that’s even better. he’s just bryson.
i don’t know him personally, but he’s in two of my classes, he’s so nonchalant and has great style. his hair parts perfectly down the middle and when he runs his hand through it, it falls perfectly in front of his face. he’s so quick to answer questions and is usually correct about them. always the first to be done with assignments. he’s always got his head in his phone and always so focused. he’s a blondie with freckles. and blue eyes that’ll make you melt. he’s got a goofy smile and laugh, but it makes him 10x more attractive. he’s also a cat person so that’s even better. he’s just bryson.
by KC_2007 November 20, 2023
Get the brysonmug. A walking contradiction with a Ram truck, a golf obsession, and the spelling skills of a broken Etch A Sketch. Bryson proudly drives a Ram over a Ford—not for performance, but because he’s a few brain cells short of a group project.
Known for popping out kids like it’s a competitive sport—some say he’s trying to build a football team, others say he just forgets what birth control is. Loves golf but thinks “par” is just short for “party,” and he’s definitely addicted to alcohol but claims he just “likes the taste of bad decisions.”
Gambles not to win, but for the thrill of losing, and laughs at things that aren’t funny like it’s a personality trait. Possibly unwell, definitely entertaining.
Known for popping out kids like it’s a competitive sport—some say he’s trying to build a football team, others say he just forgets what birth control is. Loves golf but thinks “par” is just short for “party,” and he’s definitely addicted to alcohol but claims he just “likes the taste of bad decisions.”
Gambles not to win, but for the thrill of losing, and laughs at things that aren’t funny like it’s a personality trait. Possibly unwell, definitely entertaining.
“Bryson just triple-bogeyed, cracked a beer at 9 AM, and laughed for five minutes at a street sign that said ‘Dickerson.’ I’m worried… but also not surprised.”
by Chrispeecream June 7, 2025
Get the Brysonmug. Finance: when you think a person makes X amount so therefore they have Y moneys but totally negates any thought of bills or debt
Jack thinks just because i make 60k a year it means I have 60k in savings. Hes totally negating the fact I have a truck payments and a mortgage. He's trying to play the Bryson theory.
by Islandcouple69 January 11, 2021
Get the Bryson theorymug. 
A boy with a brown mullet and brown eye's a guy who is a flirt but also sweet the guy who sits really close to you at lunch to talk to his friend.
by Loveeya May 6, 2022
Get the Brysonmug. Has no Dad
by Bryson Quimbo March 9, 2022
Get the Brysonmug.