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bro truck 

A bro truck is basically any truck (SUV's included) with a ridiculously large lift kit and oversized rims. Ridiculously large being a lift that raises the truck so high that it renders the vehicle dangerous to actually offroad. Rear and side windows are plastered with common bro stickers (SRH, Skin, SoCal, KMK, Famous Stars and Straps, Skin) and so forth... These vehicles basically serve as dirt bike transporters and pavement queens. Bro trucks have no real offroad qualities and are laughed at by people who actually offroad their trucks that have legit lifts.
Dude...Five threw a 20" lift on a half ton Silverado. Thats such a bro truck.
bro truck by 6 Pounds Soft June 20, 2006

bro magnon 

derivation of the term crow magnon or cro-mag, which is one who bares a resemblence to primative man. A Bro magnon is colloquily used to connote a jock. in popular culture. A bro magnon is usually defined by a desire to gain acceptance among his peers. The Bro Magnon or "Bro-mag" usually "gets all of the girls," which usually means mindless skanks. Bro magnons often engage in gang style rituals to gain status and power withen the tribe.
Look at that pack of Bro magnons, look at those whores on their arms. I bet they don't have a combined I.Q. of 30.

Bro magnons? i hate those knuckle-dragging morons.
bro magnon by NotoriousBUD June 3, 2006

nice cock bro 

a thing that is said when a bro finds another bro's cock quite exquisite.
"Nice cock bro, I give it an 8/10 for girth."
nice cock bro by not Tom Araya March 12, 2020
Instead of actually swearing on someone, just say on bro, because you’re not actually referring to someone.
On bro I’m not lying.
on bro by 3mucchh May 5, 2018
some one who is fucking stupid and think's he's cool
Example a: What does lil bro think he is
lil bro by hcdczbfsdbvc h9301q March 2, 2023

cool story bro 

A phrase sarcastically used to indicate one's disgust or indifference towards a tl;dr story.
Person A: (lengthy tale about how Person A tragically broke up with his/her mate the other day)

Person B: cool story bro
cool story bro by a1b2c3d4e5 January 5, 2009
Word of the Day on December 7, 2010