birded

to be high off cocaine

Me: "Have you been smoking weed?"
You: "Naw, I'm birded though."

by Jennesis November 30, 2006

Russian Bride

1)
A Person (usually female) who sells herself via the internet to anyone willing 2 buy.
They are usually looking 2 the get into a more developed country.

2)
A comment about someones foreign spouse, Mail order bride

OMG man ur wife is like a fucking russian bride...!!!!!!!

by JimmmyD January 1, 2009

bridejacking

when a bride to be posts on a friend, acquaintance, or coworkers social media site (Facebook, Twitter, ect.) a comment ONLY related to her upcoming nuptials/honeymoon and not the actual (or core of the) subject at hand.

Facebook examples:

Example 1

Jane Doe : "work is killing me. Can't wait for Friday to come."
Joan Smith replies to Jane Doe: " Friday's the day I get married!"

Joan Doe when talking to her best friend about the incident "Did you see Joan's reply to my last post? She totally bridejacked my status!"

Example 2

Jane Doe posts today : "Vacation is awesome- Bermuda is so warm!"
Joan Smith replies to Jane Doe: "I'd be jealous but I'm going to Florida on my honeymoon in 3 months."
Joan Doe: "stop bridejacking"

by jagen0124 February 27, 2011

Braided Grizzlie

when a girl braids a mans butthole hairs with her tounge

during the middle of Chandler, Isaiah, and Andy's three way Chandler broke into a weird mode and decided to give Andy a braided grizzlie, and then Isaiah got some action + a dead ochocinco

by dirtypinetree June 8, 2011

Briderexia

Brides who restrict their caloric intake leading up to the wedding, in order to lose weight and be skinny for the big day. This condition also motivates the bride to restrict the caloric intake of her bridal party.

My sister's briderexia was running the show as she ordered celery sticks for dinner and only let me finish half of my chicken sandwich.

by JEB81 July 31, 2012

Bride of Crackula

The girlfriend of a crack user or dealer; typically very thin in appearance with a pale complection; has rabbit pelet sized bowel movements; dosent say much but can engage in intercourse for hours without achiveing orgasum.

Drug use is habit forming and can lead to Bride of Crackula.
Just say no.

by loulou69 March 28, 2012

Bridei

Average guy, easy to talk to, easy to het along with. Makes friends fast and easy.

He seems like a Bridei, let's go talk to him

by Awpik September 14, 2016