brent is a pedophile and incest loving jewish bitch

Brent Austin Miller (terrorist) from Lytton, Iowa fucked tiffany johnson also from Lytton Iowa when she was 13 and he was 18 and then again when he was 19 and then he took his sister to her senior prom and tried to get laid........he succeeded he also has a gay ass jewfro and a small dick that didnt please tiffany or his sister.

brent is a pedophile and incest loving jewish bitch doesnt add up to nick's fingers

by chandlerjepsen11 September 30, 2012

brentwood hello

A euphemism for oral sex, which most likely came to be by the reference to such in "Nicole Brown Simpson: The Private Diary of a Life Interrupted" wherein the OJ Simpson circle of Brentwood divas (Brentwood is a Southern California area neighboring Beverly Hills, Westwood, Century City, and Santa Monica, California, refer to their oral sex (fellatio) escapades, "I gave him a welcome Brentwood Hello"

Dummy down definition: A more palatable phrase for "blow job" for those who would consider that a crude term, i.e. like See (C) You (U) Next (N) Tuesday (T) for CUNT

When I saw my all time favorite play friend Jim, I wanted him to know how happy I was to see him so I tore off his pants and gave him a Brentwood Hello!

by Kara Kelso October 3, 2007

brent salad

a salad consisting solely of ranch dressing and croutons

oh look!, brent just made another one of his classic brent salads.

by mikeyboyo April 30, 2006

Brentwood

1. (Noun) A horrid and morbid place of so called "higher learning." Devils patrol the halls and hag teachers devour small helpless, yet extremly snobby and evil devil children. Innocent children scream in terror when left by their parents.

2. (Noun) The end to all that is good and hopeful in the world. Apocalyptic headquarters of the collective sum of all that is Evil.

3. (Adj.) describes the loss of all hope and the embodiment of despair

OMG did you see that teacher eat that poor defenseless child?! WHAT IS THIS PLACE?" ". . .Brentwood.

by summerboy6708 October 15, 2010

Brent Watson

An absolute fat cunt who can usually be found wearing jeans, Jordan’s, a flat cap with a sticker still on and an adidas originals shirt at his sons Saturday morning cricket game. Brent is known for his vast collection of Jordan’s and often makes his sons, Josh and Brodie, clean the soles as a punishment. Not only is he known for his shoe fetish but also his great parenting as he forces his children to sleep at sun down. It is also notable to mention his intimidative use of slang that has been passed down upon his sons. For instance: the ‘one-two mayweather’, and ‘I’ll test your chin’ or ‘Fuck up bro’. These aggressive statements have been known to be the centrepiece in his sons ruthless rise to fame at high school.

“Fuck Shunna did u see Brent Watson at the 14th 11 cricket game this weekend. He was rockin an absolutely fresh pair of OVO Jordan 1’s.”

by Lord Diesel May 27, 2019

Brenton

He is an amazing person who will go above and beyond to make you happy . He is extremely charming . He strives to make you laugh . To other he seems like an asshole but really he has a heart of gold . He loves to make you laugh but also can make you cry with his word choice alone . He likes the country way more than the city . Also he is overprotective of his love ones . In bed he is a BEAST ,and will make tap out . He also has a really big penis . Last but not least , he will beat your ass.

Wow that’s a Brenton moment

by Tallywacker123 November 27, 2018

Brentllleyy

BOY, CUTie, amazing hair, MADDDDD good kisser, anddddd maybe lacks enough sexual drive to be aggressive. ;)

Me: are you brentllleyy

YOU: yea how'd you know
Me: cause ur lips are huge. u must be a good kisser.

plus ur name is half me half youuuuuu

by Ashleyyyy January 14, 2008