Breeder

An insult to a person who is straight.

My friend likes to talk to me about his girlfriend. What a breeder!

by Not your daddy May 28, 2018

breeders

Breeder (n.)(adj.): A person(s) who posess any of the following charecteristics: Sleep with a shotgun, has under half of their teeth, owns, or lives in a home that formerly served as a school bus, has a shanty, or is named cledus or jethro. Also see: Hick, Inbread.

The other day we drove through Allen Town and saw a breeder humping his sister.

by alex December 5, 2004

breeder binoculers

a gay person who checks out straightfolk.
When your gayday doesnt work

tony has his breeder binoculars on tonight.

by chunky 7 June 5, 2003

Breeder

A Breeder is someone (Male or Female) you would have children with for the sole purpose of creating professional and olympic athletes. A breeder does not depend on looks. For example any woman over 6 foot is automatically a breeder and any man over 6'5" (regardless of looks). Hot people are not breeders; breeders are a separate class made to define the best people for creating strong athletes.

DAMNNN, check out that breeder!
Shes pretty cute,,,,nahhh shes a breeder.
Check out those thighs,,,definitely a breeder!
You squat 400!?.........Breeder
Did you see how high she can jump......breeder

by theycallmeF January 3, 2014

breeder-porn

Porn dedicated to simulations of making chillens.

V and were watching breeder-porn, and got so horny we got biblical right then and there, with no protection.

by AurelAuAaaaureliusreliusaaaasA May 3, 2018

almond breezed

After eating a copious amount of almonds, farting into a person's face during sex.

Dude, last night was awesome, my girl almond breezed me!

by PotatoOle May 24, 2010

Lucas Breeden

Lucas Breeden. A person with an extreme case of OCD. This OCD includes washing or cleaning hands excessively, the touching of family members and renaming programs that are not his.

Example 1.

Person 1: Yo dude I gave him a high-five and he instantly started washing his hands.
Person 2. Ye, he's a Lucas Breeden.

Example 2.

Person 1. Wtf he keeps touching his sister!
Person 2. Yes, he's a real Lucas Breeden!

by MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP August 13, 2018