A term that encompasses the deficit in emotional awareness often exhibited by college freshmen compared to most upperclassmen. Symptoms can include but are not limited to: crippling insecurities that require massive reassurance to quell; flaking repeatedly; early onset "what are we" talk; lovebombing; colossal mood swings. Prepare for a rollercoaster.
Exact numbers are unknown, but it is suspected at least 30 college credits (studio art not included) are required to mature beyond Freshman Brain.
Exact numbers are unknown, but it is suspected at least 30 college credits (studio art not included) are required to mature beyond Freshman Brain.
Example 1:
"Yo man are you still talking to Anna?"
"Nah man.. I couldn't handle the Freshman Brain."
Example 2:
"Bro. Maddie wants me to tell her who I hook up with though she and I aren't exclusive."
"Yeah that's crazy. Freshman Brain."
"Yo man are you still talking to Anna?"
"Nah man.. I couldn't handle the Freshman Brain."
Example 2:
"Bro. Maddie wants me to tell her who I hook up with though she and I aren't exclusive."
"Yeah that's crazy. Freshman Brain."
by BrainLads February 1, 2022
Get the Freshman Brainmug. by That Random BLANK April 22, 2020
Get the square brainmug. When an organization or community is doing poorly enough that its smartest people, seeing the writing on the wall, leave for better opportunities elsewhere. This is common in business and other organizations that perpetuate a common goal or mission and once purged it typically accelerates the demise of the organiztion.
For example: Facebook's poor stock performance since it's IPO and lack of favorable stock options for employees puts them at risk of brain drain. Many will likely head over to Google or Apple, but they'll be in trouble.
For example: Facebook's poor stock performance since it's IPO and lack of favorable stock options for employees puts them at risk of brain drain. Many will likely head over to Google or Apple, but they'll be in trouble.
Mark Zuckerberg: Sheryl, can find me those repots on Zynga's...Hey?! Why are wearing a Google sweatshirt?!
Sheryl Sandberg: Sorry Mark. We had a good run, but your lack of focus on ad revenue and overvalued IPO has caused this drop in FB stock value with no end in sight. I and the others are leaving before the stock tanks.
Mark Z: The others? They're all leaving Facebook? You can't! We'll never survive this brain drain!
Sheryl: Yeah, sorry. You should've thought about that before going public.
Sheryl Sandberg: Sorry Mark. We had a good run, but your lack of focus on ad revenue and overvalued IPO has caused this drop in FB stock value with no end in sight. I and the others are leaving before the stock tanks.
Mark Z: The others? They're all leaving Facebook? You can't! We'll never survive this brain drain!
Sheryl: Yeah, sorry. You should've thought about that before going public.
by Tenacious Faulker August 21, 2012
Get the brain drainmug. by Doctor Science November 29, 2010
Get the yoga brainmug. Sometimes, if I'm fast enough, I catch a glimpse of the Brain Fuckler, just fucklin' the shit out of everyone... and we don't even know it.
by Pizzozo February 14, 2008
Get the Brain Fucklermug. Stupidity; idiocy; etc. A person who has "shit for brains" behaves stupidly. "Shit for brains" refers to brainlessness.
by RC59 September 4, 2013
Get the shit for brainsmug. a legendary all-black hardcore Rasta punk band that incorporated elements of reggae and metal in their music. One of the best live bands ever. Their riffs will be stuck in your head all day. Simply the best hardcore band ever.
by Soulcraft April 19, 2005
Get the bad brainsmug.