braflack

1. An unoffensive substitute for any curse word.
2. The act of snapping a bra strap against the skin of a German Woman.

Holy, braflack! That bralacking braflack just braflacked Fraulein Schwartz

by Christafricanson March 16, 2010

Bradford Strangler

The process of masturbating with a belt around your neck as you are sitting on the edge of a chair. As you come, you slide off of the chair and get choked by the belt. It is recommended that this technique be done with a spotter.

I had to go over to Mike's house last night. He needed my belt and assistance to perform a Bradford Strangler.

by CrazyRedneck701 November 13, 2010

Dusty Bradford

A 'dusty bradford' is where you and a girl (or man, if you swing that way) are about to have anal sex. The taker usually wants it lubed up in one way or another, and instead of doing it, you lie and say you're ready to go and just shove it in there dry. Usually a form of punishment to the partner.

girl- "do me from behind"
guy- "okay give me a sec" (shoves it in unexpectantly)
girl- "OUCH! i didnt ask for a dusty bradford!"

by Dusty the clown February 17, 2010

baffing

The act of inserting your tongue into the ass of a long-time friend.

The elder one, delicate like a flower, was used to baffing Gandalf for a dollar, and some power.

by ThomasTheBaffer April 28, 2011

Branford

a town where white kids think they're black.

Dude have you ever been to Branford?
Nah, it's too rachet.

by someonewithexperience February 8, 2014

Bradford

A small town in McKean county, in Pennsylvania. There isn't really anything to do, except go to Wal-Mart. Welfare bums are here, and it's tough on the working people (because all of our taxes to those worthless pieces of shit people). We have some pretty good forests here. These assholes who claim "redneck jokes apply here" and whatnot, are full of shit. There are hardly any rednecks here, just wiggers. The welfare bums are all wiggers, or too lazy to get off their worthless asses and get a effing job at McDonalds

We probably have world record for "Town with most potholes", and our weather sucks

Home of the Zippo lighter.

New Yorker: Wow, Bradford is full of rednecks
Bradfordian: You fucking retard, this hole is full of wiggers, and welfare bums.

by x3991 October 21, 2008

baffle

To rub one's balls on their friend's waffle

Hey Ash, how does That baffle taste?

WTF

by Smashley02129 December 20, 2013