Boner

Worst thing to get during school

Ah shit I got a boner *class sees it* fuck I'm screwed.

by Ligmaboi308 February 5, 2019

poo boner

An erection that is caused from using muscles in your butt to not poop your pants.

John Doe got a poo boner when he was trying to hold a trouble maker(trouble maker: a huge dump) back.

by Dinger8525 January 1, 2012

Boner

What occurs when blood rushes to the penis, causing it to stick up. it is also possibly the worst thing to get before a school presentation.

While I was in a school play, I got a boner.

by Sapphire Flames March 3, 2011

Boner Material

Boner Material :very fit/hot/sexy
used by many people to decribe a very good looking girl.

Damn that girl is boner material

by Fabio321 April 8, 2009

boner cavity

The natural fold in jeans near the crotch which helps guys conceal their boner.

Dude, I am glad my boner cavity was so roomy yesterday during band practice.

by slumdogmultithousandaire January 19, 2015

Promotion Boner

The pyschological attitude when one is in the position to be promoted over equally qualified peers. Symptoms include Premature respnosibilities and unwarranted aurhortive attitude.

Wow Jen, have you noticed Barry has had a promotion boner since Brian quit?

Jerry can't fit under the desk with his promotion boner.

Matt just announced his two weeks. You should probably shield your promotion boner.

by Rerry Hawkinson July 1, 2009

Testosterone Boner

Usually occurs from a man or boy between the months of May all the way to September. A testosterone boner is when a man notices a very attractive girl wearing minimal clothing and all the "alerts" of a boner go off minus the inconvenient and obvious side effect.

"Dude, G Thom, did you see that fine girl in the short shorts?"
"Hell yeah I did, damn girl gave me a testosterone boner."
"but you're not showing?"
"exactly, doesn't mean I'm not poppin' on the inside."

by G. J. Thom May 6, 2010