Schlumptress Borg 1 of 1

A Slut that attaches herself to you, and takes control
of your body and soul, screwing up everything in your life.
After satisfying her own selfish needs, then moving on to the next victim of the Borg

Janice was the Schlumptress borg 1 of 1, Resistance was futile !

by squirrel pimper November 5, 2006

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Borgasm

1) When someone is at their peak of boredom and he/she is about to go insane.

2) When someone has a very boring orgasm.

1) "Hey Chris! I'm having a serious borgasm here! Come over and bring Jordan. We'll make it a borgy!"

2) "I guess I'll just have a borgasm to pass the time!"

by lenovac May 7, 2010

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Borg

The name given to an extreemly charismatic, funny, and sexy Maltese person. This word also refers to good Swedish love making skills.

Wow that Stacey borged that Abela girl real good. She had a good technique making her very borg like. I wish i was as borg as her!

by Christopher Turk April 20, 2008

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Wade Boggs

n. A bisexual man or woman. Baseball great Wade Boggs bats left and throws right, a twist on the classic term for homosexuality "batting from the other side of the plate".

Tom was labeled a Wade Boggs after pulling his cock out of Jenny and inserting it into Mike.

by Caligula March 19, 2005

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Lord Borgshire

When the borg land in Britain, they cannot help but be assimilated, you see. As a result, one finds a Lord Borgshire here, or there. He wears a black monocle that links into his borg-y plugs, and his wife is Lady Borgshire, of course.

NO! Run! It's the borg! *everyone is screaming and running*

Lord Borgshire: "I say! Resistance is quite futile. Undoubtably, you will be assimilated!"

by Eagle Eye ADG July 25, 2010

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