boner

a man gets a boner when he gets sexually excited about something.

His penus goes erect and sticks up
he can vene start shaking because of the loss of control

geogrpahy teacher: that girl is hot
hot girl: hey mr.

geography teacher: aaaaaahh OH MY DAIIZ! STOP IVE GOT A BONER
hot girl: :$

by mynameisjul May 20, 2009

Boner

When u see somebody hot and ur penis gets stiff

Bob got a huge boner when he went to the strip club

by ThatOneGuy6109 May 25, 2014

boner

What you call your best friend just for the shit of it.

Hey boner lets hang out this weekend!

by KonArtist38 October 18, 2011

boner

A character from the hit TV show "Growing Pains". He was the signature "off-the-wall" character who occasionally visited the Seavers. AKA Richard Stabone. Played by Andrew Koenig.

stoned dude #1: Dude, you know what I loved when I was a kid, Growing Pains, with that Jesus Freak Kirk Cameron.
stoned dude #2: Remember Boner?
stoned dude #3: Oh, yeah, Didn't Leonardo Dicaprio play him.
stoned dude #1: Man, Gilbert Grape was in Growing Pains?
stoned dude #2: Fuck man, where did our weed go?
stoned dude #3: we smoked it all,shit!

by ritechus September 25, 2005

boner

when a boy of ages 11-whenever he dies
gets hard in the private area.ages 1-10 shouldn't get one.

when he saw the porn popup he got a huge boner and when his mom walked in on her 11 year old mastubating.she fainted and had a heart attack.

by spoons!!!! May 11, 2009

Boner

a mistake

damn i made a boner

by the mistake23141 April 17, 2011

boner

Something that a guy at our school cracked in the libary

hey dude are you on a boner

by daves July 16, 2008