bj bandit

girls that constantly give bjs, she's down to suck D, especially when drunk

that one girls a real bj bandit at the parties

by james ready October 23, 2011

bubble bandit

some one who takes an excessive amount of bubble or mkat on a regular basis. They often stink of cat piss, abuse their partners, wear copious amounts of fila tracksuits and drink white lightning.

derrick - ' that was such a weird party last night bro'

jim - ' yeah i know that bubble bandit was off his conk, plus he stank of cat piss!'

by mcrumpletumpergerk June 29, 2015

oxygen bandit

Someone who is just so idiotic they don't deserve our precious air.

Why do you even exist you oxygen bandit?

by mien kamf July 30, 2015

Book Bandit

a person who steals/defaces stationary books and other items

person 1 "Dude I cant find my white-out or my fine liner!"
person 2 "must've been the book bandit"

by The Book Bandit December 6, 2015

Shekel Bandit

a shekel bandit is a stupid money grabbing jew who is attracted to the sight of shekels and will take any shekels they can get their dirty money grabbing hands .

NEO NAZI 1 - "hey that shekel bandit is taking the fucking quarter i dropped"
NEO NAZI 2 - "stupid kike!"

by ConVoid July 29, 2018

Piss Bandit

A group of bandits, which piss all over public restrooms, therefor attaining the name “Piss Bandits”

I am a Piss Bandit huge W there

by Swampedbandit January 3, 2022

Bag Bandit

A woman who requests a ride to some place and when the driver agrees she suddenly gets 4 or 5 bags of “her” stuff (stolen probably) to take with her

“Yes, as soon As I drop this Bag Bandit off I will have more room in the car!.”

by Justin-Judd-Texas November 1, 2022