Bluph

Butterfly fart

The butterfly flew down and landed on my nose with a sudden bluph.

by rnrnrn June 15, 2011

Bathroom Blather

When a person insists on having a long, drawn out, pointless conversation on their cell phone when going to the bathroom, especially if it is a public bathroom.

"Dude, is there another bathroom here?"
"No, why?"
"There's some asshole in there talking on his cell phone and I just couldn't take a leak."
"Bathroom blather is so fucking rude."

When I heard I toilet flush I knew that this conversation was just bathroom blather.

by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008

Devil's Blush (The)

Sexual Act. Devil's Blush is rendered with the application of menstrual blood to a person's cheek bones in lieu of manufactured make up. One does this by fingering a menstruating woman's vagina then, using the bloody fingering, applying the fluid to the cheek. Only a small amount is required.

David noticed his sweetheart couldn't find her make up bag. Being a crafty sort and knowing she was menstruating, he reached down, fingered her bloody snatch and kindly solved the dilemma with a bit of the Devil's Blush (The).

by KAFGeoGuy September 21, 2011

bluhht

bluhht is a term meaning (brother) bruv or blud.
and is used as a greeting to who you reffer to as your boys
or in somecases can be used to greet anyone, originally founded in london but now is used more in manchester and various other parts of england

andy says yo bluhht wot you sayin
tom reply's yes bluhtt we flexin

by andy12 August 16, 2007

Baluthered

Irish term for being either tired or drunk, but usually drunk. Pronounced: 'bah-loo-thered'

'Jesus man. After those shots of 90% poitín I'm baluthered!'

by 1759 January 9, 2009

Blatheroso

One who is a master at extending a conversation for hours without saying anything useful. Beyond a casual blatherer, a blatheroso typically engages in considerable pontification and avoids reason, but will mistakenly feel they are the only one capable of making sense in any conversation. Also, while a common blatherer will flit from one pointless thought to another, a blatheroso will drag out one topic for a grossly extended time.

That proselytizing, religious friend of yours is a real blatheroso. I didn't think we'd ever get out of that creation "discussion".

by ZarroK February 11, 2013

Blurthday

When you party so hard on your birthday it is one big blur.

From what i remember it was a great blurthday!

by say wha? January 12, 2014