bloched

bloched
1. (adjective) To be bloched. Generally used as a negative term.

Sorry man, but you're bloched.

by blocher123 November 28, 2016

Blotch

Prominent discoloration on the glans of the penis. Often occurs due to sunburn, skin cancer, lipstick or a sexually transmitted disease.

Doctor: "Gus, that blotch on your penis is due to a bad case of herpes. Rub this ointment in, and you will feel better".

by Googles September 18, 2004

Bobby Boucher

A man who is infatuated and sexually aroused by a woman that is a squirter!

Dan: Your brother always talks about his infatuation with girls who squirt.
Lance: He is definitely a Bobby Boucher!

by Black DON-o-mite May 17, 2019

bloach

An extremely obese, female girl/woman; usually found with a group of hotties. Known for cock-blocking because it never gets any action. Frowned upon by society.

That bloach needs to hit the gym before I vomit everywhere.

by Nadalfan33 April 29, 2011

blorch

the sound that is made when you fist someone

When I fisten her it made a blorching sound.

by pepsiflame June 2, 2005

blooch

The sound/bubble(s) made when a woman farts after you cum in her ass.

She let me blow my load in her ass, but then she blooched all over the sheets.

by The Shoat May 13, 2005

Bouche

A noise that is often heard from a fat Turkish man when experiencing sexual pleasure. Prounounced; booj!

...oh yah, BOUCHE. BOUCHE, BOUCHE."

by GypsyChild May 18, 2009