Blooker

Someone with a blog who managed to get their blog posts published into a book. The rock bottom of the author totem pole.

Karen keeps telling people she's a published author, but she fails to mention she's just a blooker.

by Humungous Chungus June 18, 2020

blooketing

playing the game blooket in mr mcdonnells 6th grade second period social studies class.

let's get blooketing

by Shaggiel June 3, 2022

Car-Blocked

When a vehicle keeps blocking you from advancing on your way to your destination.

The Most common is to go slow while your behind him/her, or they can be assholes and just keep cutting you off when your trying to pass them

Wife: Why were you late getting home?
Husband: I kept getting car-blocked on my way home!

by Jobobo21 November 19, 2009

song blocked

Similar to being "cock blocked", only with a song. This happens when your favorite station on the radio starts to play your favorite song and you get really excited, only to realize it was only part of one of those "montages" with several other popular songs. You then proceed to swear at your radio for song blocking you.

I got so excited when Rush started coming on the radio but it was only part of one of those stupid song montages. I totally got song blocked.

by mr.iowa August 21, 2010

Murdoch blocked

Refusing to view an article because it is published by a website, magazine, or newspaper owned by Rupert Murdoch. A replacement article may have to be found if the article subject was interesting.

"Did you see this article in the Wall Street Journal? Firefighters rescued a puppy from a tree!"

"Nope, didn't see it, don't intend to. Murdoch blocked."

by laofmoonster September 4, 2011

Doc blocked

The act of being cock-blocked that it so artful that it has gone to the professional level.

"Damn, I got cock-blocked by a dude who must have a PhD in that shit."

"Dude. You just got Doc blocked!"

by ntslkr November 9, 2011

app blocked

When your iPhone's iOS is so pathetically out of date that you cannot download any new apps.

"Temple Run! Yay!...nope, app blocked"
"Angry Birds! Yay!...nope, app blocked"
"Deer Hunter! Yay!...nope, vegetarian...and app blocked"
"Grindr! Yay!...*reads description*...nope"

by super-hombre November 6, 2013