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Bloody fist

When someone cuts their knuckles, then sitcks it in the vagina
I heard that emo girl bloody fists herself
by John FLem February 14, 2009
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Bloody Chavez

A sexual act that involves performing sodomy without lubrication until rectal bleeding occurs followed by performing oral stimulus on the blood dripping anus, thereby getting blood all over one's face. If the giver of oral stimulation has a beard it can be known as a Bloody Castro.
Craig: Chris Brown didn't just give Rihanna a black eye, he gave her a bloody chavez!
Deebo: What chu mean?
Craig: He tore that ass up then tossed her salad!
by rickabone April 28, 2013
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Bloody Elk

When you mess up your spelling and autocorrect thinks bloody elk is what you meant.

but you go with it. that's a Bloody Elk moment.
something mildly to very frustrating happens and all you can say is "Bloody Elk"
or a "Bloody Elk Moment" when you do something stupid that doesn't go great and you know well S*** that's a "bloody Elk Moment"
by Adelaide Guru October 23, 2019
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Bloody Sombrero

There are a few conditions that need to be fulfilled for this honor to be given. #1. The sexual intercourse partner has to be of Latino/Mexican descent #2. It has to be a female on her period. #3. She has to be wearing a sombrero or a similar wide spread hat. Upon filling those conditions, the following actions have to be taken: When the Latino/Mexican orgasms, it is done only into the sombrero. The desired result is a sombrero (or wide spread hat) that is somewhat dyed red which the male partner then wears the following day. All those that know of the "honor" will recognize such a feat through congratulation and similar hat wearing. Amen.
The average Green Bay Packers fan performs great Bloody Sombreros.
by Whitey McPaul January 3, 2009
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bloody hell

a phrase used by those in England, and certain other parts of the world including Australia

and if you're around someone who says this long enough, you'll start saying it. it's a catchy phrase

'Bloody Hell' doesn't mean exactly what it says, though. it's a less-vulgar way of saying fuck
*stubs toe*
OH BLOODY HELL
*distant claps for not saying fuck*
by ohdearymizzle June 1, 2018
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Bloody V

People Referencing a period as a swear word. Or being scared.
Oh Bloody V bro you scared the hell out of me!
by Cum_Master69 August 29, 2020
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Bloody Monday

noun; The timing of any sexual act with a woman who is menstruating.
Her: We cant have sex, I'm on my period.
Him: Sweet! I love Bloody Mondays
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Her: If you wanna fuck me without protection, it needs to be on a Bloody Monday.
by Benjamin Gunsmith August 31, 2018
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