Blitalirican

A black Italian Puerto Rican mix super cool if you ask me just thought of it

One of my best friends is blitalirican I love saying that it sounds so cool

by Dlo240807 February 9, 2022

Blaptised

When you take a shit and you get a splash on your butthole

release log
poor dive form 2/10
Immense splash upon entry
significant toilet water collision with gooch, I was blaptised.

by Siskiyousound April 19, 2022

blister man

i fucking retard. who picks this name on fortnite you dumb fuck.

blister man is a fucking bum boo

by javon smith June 17, 2023

Cherry Blip

Pouring cherry juice on your partners penis, and sucking it off partner suck it off before having sex.

"Hey guess what dude."

"What?"

"She gave me a cherry blip!"

"No way!"

by SnakesOnAnInclinedPlane May 5, 2010

Texas Blister

Blistering of the penis resulting from excessive masturbation.

I've been jacking off so much that I'm getting a Texas blister. I'm so hardcore though that my hand is also starting to blister.

by Say no to Texas Blister December 7, 2012

bleacher blister

An ass sore you get from luxury seating at your local high school football field or public ball park field, usually caused by long term sitting on metal or aluminum type seating.

Jimmy: Jesus Christ Mark, I've been sitting here for over 4 hours and this fucking game is still not over!

Dave: Yeah tell me about it, i'm going to have a softball size Bleacher Blister by this time tomorrow on my ass cheek!

by Junior Samples the Sixth December 16, 2014

PENIS BLISTER

A large sack of fluid beneath the skin on the penis. Usually resulting from large amounts of friction with wood, metal, bone, or calloused hands.

I popped my penis blisters, and they are definitely infected.

by Whitesugar50 January 26, 2018