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country blessing

When someone sneezes on your exposed butt hole
I bent over and spread my cheeks, the homie gave me a country blessing.
by the t3 February 28, 2025
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White Blessing

“Yo gimme white blessing!”
by Spermjizzz May 25, 2025
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Babushka's Blessing

When an older Eastern European woman pushes on a wealthy man's ass while he fucks the woman's daughter or granddaughter, in the hopes that a baby will take, and the young woman's future can be secured with finances and a green card.
I dated a young Romanian woman, and when we finally got to having sex, her mother stood behind me with a Babushka's Blessing.
by captaincrunk April 15, 2020
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Satan's Blessing

A ritualistic sexual act that must be performed on the altar of a newly built church, in order to enhance the abilities of young maidens who choose the path of Thothood. The ritual involves the maiden getting spanked on the forehead, followed by the bellybutton D poke... For the ritual to be complete, violent cumshots need to go in both of the maiden's ears (The right ear first), cumshots that will sacrifie her sense of hearing permanently so that her full potential can be unleashed without ever having to hear what others think about it...
The ancient Thottery Thotem sais that in order to have a chance to become one of the legendary Thots, you have to perfectly syncronise the final act of Satan's Blessing with the 6th sound the church's bell makes, when announcing the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month...
by Sinereo September 14, 2021
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my bitch is a blessing

Hey you this is for you ur the best you make me smile all day im alive just to talk to you and i just want you to know that i love you some much words cant describe it you make me happy and i would like to do the same tell me your wish and i will do it in ur birthday to my lovely blessing
My bitch is a blessing it explains it self having u makes me live<3
by The ugly bitch October 21, 2021
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Daddy’s Blessing

A slang term for cum that is used by a person who refers to their sexual partner as ‘Daddy’.
May I have Daddy’s Blessing? 🥺
by daddys lil slut July 28, 2022
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heavens official blessing

"I love heavens official blessing!!"
"me too!!"
"Lets kiss and have seggs!!"
"hoorayy!!"
by I have a gf bozos April 8, 2023
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