Bert McCracken

The man that i want to marry... i love him so much i cant even believe.. i hope to meet him soon and to all you women out there who want him... hes so mine.. lol i wish.... im gonna move to Utah and try n meet him cuz he is the most sexxi thing ever... and not only that, he is an amazing singer adn a great song writer.... p.s. I LOVE HIS LAUGH!!!

just one look at him and you'll be hooked.... i haev been since like they first came out....

by Berts Babi February 13, 2004

Bertified

To have your avatar face replaced with Bert's (Sesame street).

It started off at the exercise section of bodybuilding.com, as one person wanting their avatar 'Bertified' and others soon followed, for teh lulz.

1. John just got Bertified.

2. Hey guys, Bertify me for teh lulz.

by Lucifer13x August 14, 2009

Dirty Bertie

When a man is receiving a bj, before he comes he places the tip of his penis into the female's nostril. He then ejaculates into her nostril, she inhales the sperm and spits it out her mouth.

God, I can't wait to get a Dirty Bertie.

by Bertie23455555 April 14, 2020

Bertan

Dawn. First Light. Wise and handsome.

Erkan

The Erkanist.

Chuck Norris wants to be a Bertan.

by Ber-tan February 5, 2010

big bertha

a chubby or fat girl (chick)...with big watery tits...

person 1: who is that?
person2: That's big bertha...
person3: NICEEEE!!!

by blthrskt March 16, 2009

Beertunity

Noun ; The opportunity to taste a beer one has never tasted before.

I had a beertunity and couldn't pass it up!

by Beertunity October 21, 2014

'Berta

Slang for Alberta, the cowboy centre of Canada's economy. Generally used by Albertan Hicks, Greasers, Rig Pigs, and hockey/lacrosse boys. Although only the aforementioned use it, every Albertan is proud of the name 'Berta.

"'Berta Boy, born and raised. Check out this deer I shot. Oil is life."

by ThaPryynce34 February 9, 2019