choose between the devil and the deep blue sea

(verb): to choose between two or more options, none of which suit your immediate purposes or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you.

mother: Daniel I found yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class, finish high school and then make something out of yourself or you can get a trade school job and move the hell out of my house. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court

Daniel; Oh well. whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.

by Sexydimma July 27, 2012

Difference between Sausage and Hot dog

While hot dogs are considered as a type of sausage, hotdogs are cooked through boiled water and steam. Sausages are cooked on a grill

Difference between sausage and hot dog: The hotdog was soft while the sausage was more crisp.

by logixlanguage October 26, 2017

Squeeze between my Knees

Masturbation. Another one of those long, drawn out and funny ways of saying you masturbated.

Depending on context, it could also be used as term for giving/receiving a handjob.

Guy: "I did the Squeeze between my Knees last night when no one else was home."

by TheFiend138 May 31, 2018

the difference between you're and your

Your is a possession, and you're means you are, you idiot.

YOU'RE a dumb skunt because YOUR grammar is horrid, just like YOUR face
Wow I'm so glad I know the difference between you're and your!

by Ur fucking face February 10, 2015

Beautiful moment between bros

The act of one bro spitting on another bros cock whilst he is mid-flow at the urinal

"Went to take a piss cos I was 6 pints in when Lil Johnny comes up and stands at the next urinal, with all the love and emotion of an airport reunion. I'm going full flow when he looks down and spits right on the shaft of my flacid water pipe, looks up with teary eyes and says "what a beautiful moment between bros!"

by What.did.i.just.read July 15, 2022

whats the most square like color between 8-41 in the alphabet?

a new question to ask random people just to confuse them

whats the most square like color between 8-41 in the alphabet? is a better question than whats your favorite number in the alphabet

person 1: whats the most square like color between 8-41 in the alphabet?
person 2: my favorite is sad
person 1: i prefer hamster

by axolotldoesstuff_0 February 9, 2022

Lebenese between ya knee's

to have sex with a lebenese person. Such as dubba.

"Ey, dubba wants a bitta lebenese between ya knee's, go's alrite ey"

by geoffro_r7 March 23, 2009