bertier

A person who gets involved in high school activities like football or cheerleading because they think it will make them popular.

Bertier football players tend to care more about their armbands and highlight reel rather than being a good teammate.

Bertier cheerleaders think it will get them all the likes on Instagram.

Someone usually becomes a bertier because they watch movies that romantazie high school seinors. As freshmen a bertier thinks that one day they to will be having sex on the field after a football game while Creedence Clearwater Revival plays.

The name comes from Gary Bertier from the movie Remember the Titans.

Zack is on the football team just so he can wear his jersey to school on Fridays. What a bertier.

by Chudune78 June 17, 2018

bedtime stoner

A special breed of stoner that only smokes before bedtime.

Joseph only ever wants to smoke late at night, I think he might be a bedtime stoner.

by Joogle January 30, 2015

Berfin

Berfin is a kurdish queen.
She Loves his friends

Berfin is a kurdish queen

by Lalalal1 December 30, 2016

Dog Beatin’

Another name for male masturbation. Jerking off. Wanking. Beating off. Stroking. Rubbing one out.

My roomie is in his room dog beatin’.

I like to do a little dog beatin’ when I take a shit.

I like to look at lady boy porn while I’m dog beatin’.

It was along night of dog beatin’. My cock is sore.

by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018

Will Bergin

This man is a simp.He provides for women to get a hug.This man cries upon being called a simp and does not like it.

Wow will is a real fucking simp
Wow what the fuck
this man simps harder than my guy kim jong un
a simp really likes this woman
this man should not be reffered to as an attack helicopter that has been crashed
will bergin is a man who will fuck any woman with a pulse

by Simp Wigga March 11, 2020

Secondary Beating

Masturbating vigorously for a second time right after busting one nut just wasn’t enough.

Sean didn’t even wipe his nut off his chest before he commenced a secondary beating.

My balls were so full I had to give it a secondary beating.

by Dick Onchin August 20, 2021

needs a beating

v. Phrase; to express the desire to bludgeon a person or thing due to its annoying or undesirable nature

Bob-Dude, my brother shit in my oatmeal this morning.
Bill-WTF man? He needs a beating

or

Glenn Beck just needs a beating

by Jyizzle024 March 12, 2010