shu beeatch

means evelyn kelly shut up

when evelyn is being annoying just say shu beeatch and she will...... sometimes

by evelyn November 24, 2004

beejaculate

When a person ejaculates and a bee or wasp comes out of their urethra.

You don't want to beejaculate if you have allergies.

He didn't just beejaculate he straight up fired a hive!

by jewmachine December 14, 2008

schmeaty beefaroni

A very girthy penis

He had a very schmeaty beefaroni in those pants.
That was the schmeatiest beefaroni I have ever seen.

by lina49 April 23, 2010

beeatch

1. a purely affectionate term with only good connotations
2. bee-atch music - rap music

1. "beeatch... whas uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?"
2. "i'm gonna listen me some bee-atch moosak"

by tash April 30, 2003

beeatch

your mum

"wash them dishes beeatch"

by ali August 10, 2003

beezay on the table

when you make 5 shots in a row, do a pop with your mouth, and celebrate by dancing and chanting "Beezay on the table! Beezay on the table!"

"Yo.....Beezay on the table! Beezay on the table!"

by Beezay July 2, 2007

beerage

An alcohal induced illusion much like a miragewhere you find your existance altered to either a pleasant reality or a terrible nightmare. Beerages usually manifest in the bar or club scene when you are one of the last 9 people left, and you see the most beautiful woman ever before you. You go home with jenna jameson and wake up next to a 3rd generation inbread woman with leg braces, 4 teeth, and a mustache thicker than grizzly adams with the armpit hair to match, green stained undies and a crotch that smells like rotten cabbage.

"Dude, clark went home with a total swamp donkey last night. He definately was caught in a beerage!"

by papa Luig' July 22, 2007