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Beating my meat

by Kuddy December 17, 2020
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beating the bald midget

1. Taking your freshly shaven cock to pound town.

2. Disciplining your smaller bald self until he gets angry enough to spit back at you.

3. Stroking yourself until climax.
I walked in on Steve and he was sitting on my bed, beating the bald midget.
by motorcycle33 December 31, 2010
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beating the shit out of your midget friend

you have a midget owned as chattel. and you beat it. emphases on the it
Hey babe what you doing this weekend

oh sorry im busing beating the shit out of your midget friend
by big man with little things April 14, 2018
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browser beating

Dude you've on the computer for 48 hours. Stop browser beating and get some air!
by lordjulius May 17, 2009
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the devil is beatin his wife

slang term for weather condition when it is raining and the sun is shining at the same time
Jack and Jill walk outside:
Jack: Looks like the devil is beatin his wife.
Jill: Yea I think its so pretty when its raining and the sun is shining at the same time.
by shellfacenb11 December 3, 2010
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Bexting

Text-message version of a booty-call.
That ho is totally bexting me again. It's past midnight, she just wants to get laid.
by ROC Urbanity October 11, 2008
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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