by Vavs July 28, 2005

To strike repeatedly with a blunt object. Could be fists, baseball bat, a mace, just anything blunt.
by Melanie November 5, 2003

1. Nigga, I'm gonna beated you up!
2. Dude that fucking asshole just beateded me!
3. LeBron James was beated by Melo!
4. What? Dude! He's beateding him so badly at tic tac toe!
5. OMFG ITS OVER 9000! WHAT 9000!? Beated.
2. Dude that fucking asshole just beateded me!
3. LeBron James was beated by Melo!
4. What? Dude! He's beateding him so badly at tic tac toe!
5. OMFG ITS OVER 9000! WHAT 9000!? Beated.
by BIG CAO January 17, 2011

by Erik Kraemer October 12, 2006

A Cinnaminson term for something that sucks
Best utilized when preceded by 'the most'
Popularized Dan G., perfected by Liza B.
Best utilized when preceded by 'the most'
Popularized Dan G., perfected by Liza B.
by meghan April 21, 2004

"Hey, want to come kill homeless people tonight?"
"No, I have to go to the store and buy some KY Jelly. I'm going to a Beat In"
"No, I have to go to the store and buy some KY Jelly. I'm going to a Beat In"
by Grand Master B September 13, 2005

Beats is a slang insult towards fat people. To be "Beats" is to be obscenely fat or overweight in such a way that you are repulsive and have no chance of getting laid. To be used effectively the word must be screamed in the face of the fattie. After you use the word you must deny all knowledge of how you came about the word and what it means.
by Dr "The Doc" Docherty September 24, 2012
