Beating the Mattress

Masturbation. Basically, if no one else is around, who are you going to beat it to but the mattress?

"John was beating the mattress so hard last night that I heard it through the wall."

"Jessica's out tonight. Guess it's me and the mattress."

by Apple-sucker July 26, 2012

Beaking Off

Running your mouth or playing around.

Tyler is beaking off over there. Someone please tell him to put that beak away.

by BigDawg1738 October 10, 2016

Beating the old boy's

The term is a slang used in New Zealand which describes one whom stimulates one's or own genitals with hand. The old boys refers to the hand beating the testicles while stimulating the penis.

Playing Solo: Braxton's brother Ronald told me that he walked into Braxton's room and he was beating the Beating the old boy's

Playing friends: Hey Ragsag you want to go somewhere private to beat the old boy's

by D_strikes September 18, 2017

Beating My Bone

To knock on the sternum of one's chest.

"My mom walked in on me beating my bone"

by Mick Nuts February 15, 2019

beaking

Noun.

The act of placing a grapefruit on your penis, then having a duck eat said grapefruit causing sexual stimulation in the process.

Jackie: "Anything short of beaking is vanilla"

by Ecumenical Christianity April 29, 2023

beating my shit

when u are bored so u go and beat your meat. also called masturbating or cumming.

me: *goes on a porn site (pornhub, xvideos, rule34, e621, etc.) and finds some good stuff 😈*
me: IM BEATING MY SHIT 😫

by drizzyglizzy October 1, 2023

Bologna Beating

It's pretty obvious.

Man: Bologna Beating is the best!
Man 2: Don't talk about that around the children.

by Capertittle November 10, 2017