Stiff Rebuttal

WHEN SOMEONE IS SPEAKING NONSENSICAL BULLSHIT, AND YOU FINALLY HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF IT, YOU OFFER THEM A STIFF REBUTTAL, IE, A BITCH SLAP ACROSS THEIR FACE.

Bitch was in my chair, so I offered some STIFF REBUTTAL.

Person 1: "Hey Johnny, did you hear about how much of a dumbass Janete is? I mean, all she does is talk about how pretty she is, I mean, she can't be prettier than me."
Person 2: "OH MY GOD, THIS IS GOING NOWHERE, BITCH, GET READY FOR SOME STIFF REBUTTAL.

by Eric The Stiff September 14, 2009

stiff lincoln

A crisp 5 dollar bill used for hush money.

Billy gave Samantha a stiff Lincoln to keep her mouth shut. #notmetoo

by Yomommaisphat July 25, 2019

stiff wood

When your morning wood hard tho

me "looks at pants"

Ah iv got the morning stiff / stiff wood

by stiffwood November 4, 2019

stiff stream

the very cumbersome act of urinating after masturbation

the worst part of a nut is the stiff stream that comes after

by dr. david doctor November 8, 2022

Stiff Cactus

A very slow person

Josh says he gets his weed in the mail. He is such a Stiff Cactus

by Efy17xx March 4, 2011

stiff hug

A stiff hug is a type of hug where you only wrap one arm around the other person and your bodies touch from the side thus, giving minimal physical contact. The name comes from how your elbow should barely be bent so your arm appears stiff.

I wanted to hug that hot girl, but she gave me a stiff hug instead.

by Nirvanajunk1e April 30, 2015

stiff noodle

When you over cook Ramen noodles to the point where they return to their original form.

Kid: Mom what's taking so long!

Mother: Sorry (random child name) I had to make another pot of Ramen. The first batch got stiff noodle.

by Mandarin0310 July 27, 2017