Smooth Crotch

Term used to describe Reactor Operators in the Nuclear Submarine Force.
ETCS Jones has no balls. He's a real smooth crotch.
by San Juan Vet December 11, 2010
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smooth jerk

i had a nice smooth jerk last night and busted on your pillow
by samkon gado September 15, 2007
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Tomko Smooth

To be excessivly smooth with the ladies. A surprisingly sexy individual.
That CSF party sucked but he was still Tomko smooth.
by velocarapperstyle October 19, 2008
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Sashimi Smooth

A term used describe the smooth, sexy, hairless physique of the typical asian male. Sashimi-smooth was first published in the now controversial article "Gay or Asian?" in Details Magazine, April 2004.

It is primarily used by rice queen's and is occasionally used to describe non-asian men.

This term is very flexible as it does not need to apply to the whole body. Definition 3 below provides an example of this.

Note: Describing someone as sashimi smooth does not mean said person is gay, nor does it mean the person describing someone as sashimi smooth is gay.

1. Oh wow, that guy is so hot! If only he were sashimi smooth.
2. I only date asians who are sashimi smooth.
3. roofles, that guy cant grow a beard, his face is sashimi like a 12 year old thai prostitute.
4. That guy is so hot - look at his sashimi smooth chest!
5. Oh wow - that guy would be perfect for my friend Shaun, a rice queen, who only goes for the sashimi smooth.
by Shaun T August 21, 2006
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Smooth Cougar

Khufu called my mom a smooth cougar.
by Honeycutt October 06, 2016
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Smooth Shadow

A Tiktoker who is amazing at what he does. He is unbelievably good at what he does...making videos. He is a fun guy to be around, a guy who befriends anyone. He can be rather charming, and sometimes adorable.
Smooth Shadow is quite honestly the best TikToker ever.
by ErIk10891000 November 23, 2020
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smooth thanos

a person who is in love with another person. but the other person doesn’t want to be in a relationship.
person 1: damn who is that chick over there?
person 2: no bro. you’re being like a smooth thanos right now. that person does not want to be in a relationship.
by Smooth Thanos February 28, 2022
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