brained

Verb. To be hit really hard in the head.

I got seriously brained against a brick wall and I still can't see straight.

by Fab Swing Dancer (who has been nearly brained on several occasions) May 22, 2006

no brainer

could be used as in "definetly" or "of course"

Jim: Do you have to put your marshmallow in the fire?

Clark: Dude, it's a no brainer, as a rule of thumb campers should put their marshmallow in the fire.

by Nosseir April 23, 2007

brain on a stick

An intelligent person who lacks emotion or social skills.

David aced the GMAT's but at parties he's just a brain on a stick, standing in the corner pretending to examine the ficus.

by billg September 11, 2005

brain-donor card

A euphemism for marijuana. Instead of explicitly asking a random person for an illegal substance, it is used out of politeness and legal reasons.

Old hippy guy: Hey man... you got a brain-donor card?
Young dready: A brain-donor card? What the fuck is that?!

by Ryan Guide January 3, 2008

brain bucket

A type of motorcycle helmet that enables motorcycle riders to be in compliance with the law where helmets are required, but offers inadequate protection, about that of a bicycle helmet

When he wrecked his motorcycle, he still got his face scraped up and his jaw broken because he was only wearing a brain bucket instead of a full face helmet

by Cloudchaser Sakonige April 11, 2010

Brain Hiccup

Referring to the mental block that occurs when in contact with the person that bends your brain.

Trippin' just from her prescence, my brain hiccuped, and all i could say was "uh-ahh-eh-bah..hi ".

by h0mosaywut November 14, 2006

Brain Shart

Worse than a brain fart, a brain shart has far worse consequences. A brain shart is doing something completely idiotic but in a key situation, or in a way that brings about serious repercussions.

Who can ever forget Chris Webber's brain shart in the 1993 NCAA championship game in which he called a timeout when his team had none, thereby getting a techinical foul and giving UNC the crown.

Because of a colossal brain shart on air in front of millions, Imus is out of a job and out on his can.

by Mavericklax4 May 7, 2007