This is a sexual deviancy action which is composed of three steps. While having sex with a woman "doggy-style" you use your left index finger to "fish-hook" the woman's mouth. Second, once you have your "fish" on the line, use your right hand to punch her in the face with the intention of knocking her unconscious. Although it is ideal to cause unconsciousness with one strike, you may repeat if necessary. The final step requires a third party to be present. At this juncture, it is imperative to have a picture of your "trophy fish" to brag to your friends as they may not believe that you snagged such a lunker. In the final step continue to use your index finger to hold her up by the mouth (you may use your other hand to help alleviate the strain of holding up dead weight with your index finger by grappling the back of her neck or hair--just make sure it isn't visible in the picture) and have your friend snap a shot for posterity.
Ted: Golly! I am very excited to hang out with this lovely woman I met at the Creed concert last night! We shared a strawberry margarita together!
Harvey: That's fantastic! I will be over at 9PM sharp! I will have the camera ready after you finish Battering the Fish! We can dispose of the corpse in the morning!
Harvey: That's fantastic! I will be over at 9PM sharp! I will have the camera ready after you finish Battering the Fish! We can dispose of the corpse in the morning!
by The Big Cheez August 26, 2013
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Whats the hells up with him, was talking to him? I was talking to him a minute ago and he was fine and now two drinks of Buckfast and he's sreaming like an idiot and moaning about everything?????
Dont worry mate..... he's a watterson/dempster personallity !!
Dont worry mate..... he's a watterson/dempster personallity !!
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When one puts on their best formal tone whilst speaking on the phone, oftern resulting in a higher pitched sound and usually rather different to their normal speaking voice.
Rupert: Yo K dawg whats going on Friday man?
Kendall: Chillin' man, might roll a blunt...
"RING RING"
Rupert: "Hello, Rupert speaking how can i help you?"
Kendall: Check out the Pattersoning you fag!
Kendall: Chillin' man, might roll a blunt...
"RING RING"
Rupert: "Hello, Rupert speaking how can i help you?"
Kendall: Check out the Pattersoning you fag!
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Me: Who ever told you that is a baiterson artist
Me: Who ever told you that is a baiterson artist
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Get the Patterson mug.A person which can be defined as reliably unreliable.
Example: You can rely on a person bail out of a plan or event at the very last second.
Example: You can rely on a person bail out of a plan or event at the very last second.
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