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Baitman

Prounounced: bate-min
->Usually a male friend who is used to lure women through his good looks, but lacks the mental capacity to charm the opposite sex (that's where the "Primary" and the "Wingman" step in to steal the catch). The "Baitman" doesn't discriminate when it comes to getting laid - whether she's short, tall, big, or small it's all game for the "Baitman".
Setting: A conversation between the Wingman and the Primary as they reflect upon a night of mad hooking up..."Man, last night was a trip! Did you see the chick Greg hooked up with?? What a Baitman!!"
by Dubsauce July 25, 2007
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suburban batman

Any tool that wears his phone clipped to his belt making it look like Batman's utility belt.
"Hey look at the dork with his cell phone clipped to his belt, what a suburban batman! I wonder if he has his grapling gun and shark repellent attached to his belt as well"
by bjwilliams April 16, 2008
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Batman And Robin

Either a term for a gay couple, or a man and a very young boy whom you suspect are engaging in sexual intercourse. If you spot the latter please report it to the local authorities.
Dude, I'm calling the cops cuz I see Batman and Robin, and Batman's grabbing Robin's ass!
by Steve22 September 23, 2005
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Batmanning

Hanging upside down from something by the strength of your feet and ankles
Retard: "I'm going to take a pic of me planking!"

Bad ass: "Planking is for pussies, I'm batmanning"
by mrbigmclargehuge September 1, 2011
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Batman and Robin

Guy 1: Dude, did you see Batman and robin?

Guy 2: Yeah, that movie fucking sucks
by SpasticMicrophone April 15, 2014
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Batman

When someone is performing fellatio on you and you thrust a little too deep, thus damaging their vocal cords and causing them to speak in the characteristically raspy voice of Christian Bale's Batman.
"Wtf is wrong with your girlfriend's voice?"
"I got a little too excited head-fucking her last night and gave her a Batman."
by shadya_pervytra April 18, 2015
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Batman and Robin

A male homosexual couple characterized by a very masculine man(Batman) and a very effeminate man (Robin).
Batman and Robin:

Robin: Oh Batman, your big muscles and Batmobile are so fabulous!

Batman: Thanks, Robin, but let's keep this affair on the DL.
by oiadubn June 2, 2007
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