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Bare Baconess

Derives from the term Dance like Bacon,used to describe someone who cannot dance

dance like bacon

This term covers all areas
The date was Bare Baconess

The man is Bare Baconess!

Her Weave is Bare Baconess

Her dress is bare baconess
by The WTC August 25, 2008
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bare back

To have sex without a condom. Probably taken from riding a horse without protection for your nuts.
Diamond: Ai, Shanice, innit I rode your cousin bare back?
Shanice: Nah, bruv. F*** off, waste man. You didn't ride jack.
by Whoremonger April 14, 2008
mugGet the bare backmug.

bared out

Damn man i was so bared out last night i dont remember shit.
by lbs December 16, 2006
mugGet the bared outmug.

bare ass

To pull your pants down in the back expose your bare ass. Some times used in the bare ass face fart. when a fart is 'bare assed" it allows it to dissapate more rapidly in the air allowing less reaction time in your surrounding crowd.
Man, sams bare ass fart cleared the room in under 4.3
by KJ November 16, 2003
mugGet the bare assmug.

bare lean

Bare lean is a term for when you are beyond stoned
David: I'm bare lean bro

Aaron: same bro that was some good weed
by Therejustwords February 1, 2017
mugGet the bare leanmug.

Barely Blind

Barely Blind (literal meaning - complete void of talent), are an overly popular musical group in their hometown of Groves, Texas, who are gaining a national fanbase of bitches without a proper taste in music.

Powered by the musical ignorance of others, the band manipulates elements of rock and powerpop to hypnotise twelve year olds and kids who try to be "emo". This hypnotism draws them away from the only group they listen to, My Chemical Romance, and makes them wank to fucking Barely Blind. The effects of this are so strong, that the first note of any Barely Blind song will make one of their bitch fans have an orgasm.
Hey, you guys! I heard about this awesome band called Barely Blind, who only play what they know people want to hear! You should listen to them too and make them really popular, even though they TOTALLY FUCKING SUCK! Put away that My Chemical Romance CD and take this copy of "The Way We Operate"!
by Abschaum November 25, 2007
mugGet the Barely Blindmug.

bare assed

I've just seen a bare assed boy running out of his house.
by Thê April 27, 2014
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