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Barking off

The act of masturbating while your dog licks your balls and ass.
Holy shit. I was jackin' it and my dog totally started rimmin' my ass and lickin' my balls. I was like, man, I bet barking off isn't in the urban dictionary yet!
by doglover3140 February 21, 2011
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barking spider

An euphimism for one's flatulence. It appears to be an allusion to the fact the the human rectum resembles a spider (a circular shape with legs, or in this case, wrinkles, extending out to its sides). When this "spider" produces a sound by emmission of gas, it is referred to as a barking spider.
The consumption of dishes prepared with beans paves the way for barking spiders.
by ieatcrayons January 29, 2009
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Baracknophobia

The irrational fear of hope; the irrational fear that behind the mild-mannered facade, Barack Obama is intent on enslaving the white race.

The sickness manifests itself mostly through rumor, often in the form of the only E-mail your grandmother has ever been able to successfully forward.
Barack Obama has lady parts! NO. Baracknophobia.
by jbaunach June 17, 2008
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barking bulldog

When a male pulls his pants down, bends over exposing his nuts, and farts loudly.
The Ninja yelled to the Thrill and bent over giving the Thrill a loud barking bulldog prompting the Thrill to shake his head in disgust.
by HBTD November 26, 2010
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Barking Pussy

A women that is turned on and wants sexual intercourse with a random man she finds attractive or with their significant other.
Literally no one:

Random girl on Twitter: “my pussy is barking right now.”

Literally no one: “What does barking pussy mean?”
by Mr.Star August 2, 2020
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brucking her back

when a girl is bending over rubbing her bunda all over your wood
That girl is brucking her back on my man over there
by loosegame June 26, 2022
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panic monkey braking

when on/in a moving vehicle and there is a very sudden unexpected need to stop quickly, panic monkey braking occurs. this is the kind of braking where there is a cold sweat generated that drips (usually down your buttcrack) that you don't feel until after you are past the incident (assuming you didn't hit whatever it was that you were braking to avoid).
i was riding my triumph street triple in lincoln park at night yesterday when a stealthy 200 pound dog bolted out into the street in front of me between two cars! panic monkey braking ensued, and i was able to avoid hitting him, but i *will* need a new set of underwear.
by dhr46 June 12, 2011
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