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Bar beard 

The beard men grow, usually involuntarily, while studying for the Bar Exam because they're too stressed/distracted/busy to shave.
"What's up with the facial hair on Carlos?"

"He grew a Bar beard because he's freaked out studying for the Pennsylvania bar exam next month."

"OK. At least it's full and not a neck pussy."
Bar beard by GrampyMcGillicuddy August 3, 2009
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Bar-B-Queer 

An expert at Bar-B-Queing.(Pronounced Bar-bee-que-er)
Door's open this friday! So come on down to the Bar-B-Queer!
... AW SHIT!
Bar-B-Queer by J-Hoax January 20, 2011
The black sticky material that covers your feet and possibly areas of your leg after a long night of bar hopping. The nature and makeup of this material is still somewhat uncertain.
Seth: Omg what the hell is all this black shit on my feet
Me:Dude, you fell in the bar mud.
Seth: Dammit, I knew I shuoldn't have worn flip flops
bar mud by Tmoneysizzle January 8, 2008

bar stool pundit

A sports fan that relies on the most conventional opinion or intuition to predict the outcome of sporting events. Usually, this involves picking the team with the most popular players because of their assumed superiority over their opponents. The term draws off of drunken, opinionated barflies with antiquated knowledge of the sport in question. (abbrev. BSP)
ESPN.com writer and famous bar stool pundit Bill Simmons: "There's no way Brett Farve will fail to come through in the clutch. 24 interceptions this season? None of that will matter--it's the playoffs. The Vikings will win by 17."
combined use of 'bar none' and 'by far' to signify that something is far and away the best
mikey is the most helpful dude, bar far
bar far by Greenskie December 6, 2011

Bar Gravy 

The horrible chemical reaction that results when a heavy night of drinking meets all the crappy food you have ingested in the previous 12 hours.

See also. Old Milwaukee Beer and MD 20/20.
When I got up this morning, I painted the toilet bowl with about 4 quarts of Bar Gravy.
Bar Gravy by BionicGranny December 5, 2012